HIMYM: The Pineapple Incident (S01E10)

I’ve had many episodes where I’ve drank too much, but never enough to black out and lead to crazy events. There’s many stories I could possibly tell, but one always sticks out in my mind as a really good drinking story, so much so, I can barely drink this drink any longer.

I started with me an Anthony drinking Red Headed Sluts (1 part Jagermeister, 1 Part Peach Schnapps, 2 Parts Cranberry Juice). We started early in the evening and at one point Scott and Nathan were over, but they soon left to shoot guns. We proceeded to drink and drink and at one point played Tribes and even the drums. I thought I was killing on the drums, but being drunk I probably sucked pretty bad. At some point Scott and Nathan return and Melissa also joins us. We had also ordered pizza at this time, well, Melissa comes to give me a hug and I being the drunk man, poked her boob in the side while Scott laughed. Now this would be known to be the famous, poke or grab incident.  As drunk as I was, I know I poked, because grabbed is just crossing the line, but Melissa swears it was a grab. Up until this day, if Scott pokes my boob, I get to poke Melissa’s, it’s the best friendship deal ever.

The story of Melissa and Scott driving Anthony home is pretty funny too, lots of yelling was involved, but I wasn’t there and don’t really remember it.

The best part of this story occurs at 2 or 3 am. My memory is pretty hazy.  I had to work at 6am the next morning (gotta love Kroger!) and I was having trouble sleeping. A belly full of alcohol really isn’t the best thing when you have to be up early. Well, around 2 or 3 I got up to throw up, I had felt it brewing for a few hours and it was time to expel the demons. I threw up so fast and so much, it was like a fire hose directly into the toilet. It was about 3-5 spew and after that I felt like a million bucks. I passed out and woke up, not hungover, but still slightly drunk from the night before. I ended up going into work and feeling horrible but still pulled off my 6 hour shift like a pro.

There’s plenty of times where I got shit faced drunk, but that was one of the better ones. Maybe I’ll post more of those, since those seem pretty interesting and I really can’t drink as much as I used to before.

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